I want to share a funny story that substantiates your theory on how men are uncomplicated and easy to please.
My husband and I have been married for ten years. One day, in the early years of our marriage, we were cuddled up together on the couch, watching a movie. As we were cuddling, I was watching his expressions, examining his hands, and listening to his heartbeat, thinking "I wonder what it's like to be him?" Thinking that he would have some deep, detailed, profound revelation to share with me, I asked him just that - "What's it like to be you?"
His answer? "Hungry and horny," he replied simply without hesitation. Luckily, his answer is something I can live with!