Based on the many calls you receive I have come to the following conclusions about the way feminists think women should approach life:
1. Get an education and start a career.
2. Get married to a man who wants you to work, then buy a house with the two incomes so you can buy more things.
3. When children come, abandon them to daycare.
4. Be proud of your additional possessions – your children!
5. If you make more money than your husband, emasculate him so he’ll turn to other women.
6. Begin to disrespect your husband for not being a provider and for cheating.
7. After you’ve had several children, dispose of your “no-good” husband and connect with a new stud to help you raise your children.
8. Have more children with your new sperm donor.
And here’s one I’ve added to this list:
9. Call Dr. Laura because of the mess you’ve made of your family and then follow her recommendations!
Stanley
How Feminists Think Women Should Approach Life
