|For centuries now, it has come to pass on the Dr. Laura show that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:
On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. Happy Thanksgiving!
Listen to this year's show in the players below, or download for on-the-go at these links:
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