Corny Joke Day!
For centuries now, it has come to pass, on the Dr. Laura show, that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:
On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Each piece in the Designs Store is personally handcrafted and designed by Dr. Laura. Most importantly, 100% of your purchase price will go to Children of Fallen Patriots Foundation, the charity I now work with. Children of Fallen Patriots does just what the name says -- they’re dedicated to serving the families of service members from all branches of the armed forces who have died as a result of combat casualties and other duty-related deaths, by ensuring that every child of a fallen patriot receives all necessary funding to get a college education.
DR. MARTY PETS - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a bag of Dr. Marty Nature's Blend
Our pets are family. With all the ways our dogs and cats love us, it’s only natural we provide them with the best — which includes feeding them real, wholesome food and treats, and supporting their health. That’s why we designed premium freeze-dried raw food, treats, and supplements to help you love and care for them the best way possible. Our premium freeze-dried raw food is lightweight and stays fresh in the pantry — no refrigeration or freezer required. Plus, you can skip the messy food preparation and serve your dog a premium meal in minutes.
SIMPLISAFE- Two (2) lucky winners will receive a Video Doorbell Pro
Doorbell Pro alerts you when someone’s at the door—even if they don’t ring the bell. With a super wide field of view, you can see everything happening out front in the bright light of day or dark of night—in perfectly crisp 1080p HD. And it’s designed to work with doorbells on almost any type of home. Unlike other doorbell cameras, Video Doorbell Pro uses two different sensors. One sensor identifies the heat signature of people, another detects human form. You’ll only get alerts for things that count.
CANVAS WORLD - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate to turn your favorite photo into canvas wall art.
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HEAT HOLDERS® - Twelve (12) lucky winners will receive a $30 gift code for Heat Holders® socks.
Heat Holders® are the warmest socks ever! They are over 7x warmer than regular cotton socks and 3x warmer than ordinary thermal socks. Heat Holders® means No more cold feet! They are made using a unique 3 step process which makes them the Warmest Thermal Socks™! Get our famous socks, as well as hats, gloves, and other thermal products now at www.heatholders.com! Makes a great gift!
WINE ENTHUSIAST - Three (3) lucky winners will receive a L’Atelier du Vin corkscrew from Wine Enthusiast.
Wine Enthusiast dot com is the premier source for unique wine storage and personalized gifts. The L’Atelier du Vin corkscrew is designed in France and features a glossy black finish and solid wood walnut handle. It provides effortless openings from start to finish with an ergonomic handle, vertical lever design and integrated foil cutter.
SIMPLY TO IMPRESS - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate towards holiday photo cards from Simplytoimpress.com.
Simplytoimpress.com: Your photo card headquarters.
FIELD OF GREENS - FOUR (4) lucky winners will receive a canister of Field of Greens organic greens blend from Brickhouse Nutrition. Give your healthy habits a boost with our superfood powder, Field of Greens. We believe in creating the best-powdered greens with a science-backed formula. One scoop of Field of Greens gives you the full spectrum of colors with fruits, veggies, herbs, spices, and more. This nutrient-dense superfood powder helps with overall well-being by aiding in anti-oxidation, lipid metabolism, and glucose metabolism.
GLOP & GLAM -Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a Holiday Hair Duo Sets - Featuring Candy Apple Moisturizing Shampoo and Cake Batter Hydrating Conditioner.
Who said natural and organic had to be boring? Glop & Glam, of which I am part owner, provides healthy, fun, safe, and effective Hair Products for the Next Generation. Vegan and cruelty-free formulas made without phthalates (thallates), parabens, sulfate, or gluten.
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🔊 Listen to last year's 1st Hour, click on the link below to stream with your device's media player:
▶️ CJD 2022 Hour 1
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