Corny Joke Day!


For centuries now, it has come to pass, on the Dr. Laura show, that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:

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On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. Happy Thanksgiving!



DR. LAURA DESIGNS - One lucky winner will receive (1) fine silver pendant from Dr. Laura's Designs Store!

Each piece in the Designs Store is personally handcrafted and designed by Dr. Laura! The Store opens to the public on Wednesday December 2nd, all proceeds from sales will go to Children of Fallen Patriots Foundation which provides college scholarships to children of military who have lost their lives in the line of duty

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BLINDS.COM One lucky winner will receive (1) $200 credit towards their purchase at including free samples and free shipping!

With over 20 years online and 15 million windows covered, makes it easy to transform your home with new blinds, shades and plantation shutters custom made to fit your style and budget just right. Right now, Dr Laura listeners can enjoy huge sitewide savings and an extra $20 with promo code DRLAURA. Don't wait, go to now!  

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STAMPS.COM - Three (3) lucky winners will receive a one-year subscription to, including a free scale, supplies kit, and $50 free postage.

It’s what Dr. Laura uses at home and for the show!  With, you can buy and print official U.S. postage the instant you need it, for ANY letter, ANY package, ANY time using your own computer and printer. Plus, access discounts like 5 cents off every first class stamp, up to 40% off Priority Mail and up to 62% off UPS shipping rates. Skip those time-consuming trips to the Post Office and stop wasting money leasing one of those expensive postage meters. Don’t wait - do what Dr. Laura does…start using today!

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TOMMY JOHN - Three (3) winners will receive a luxuriously soft Tommy John lounge/pajama set.

Their loungewear and pajamas are guaranteed to fit perfectly - with the same level of comfort and innovation that goes into everything Tommy John makes.

Give the gift of comfort this holiday season.

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BOMBAS - Three (3) lucky winners will receive a $100 gift certificate towards their purchase from The Most Comfortable Socks in the History of Feet! Their company is built from the ground up around the idea of sock donations. The more socks they sell, the more they donate.

One pair purchased = One pair donated.

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PHONESOAP - Nine (9) additional lucky winners will receive a PhoneSoap3 UV Cell Phone Sanitizer!

PhoneSoap kills 99.99% of germs growing on your phone including the cold and flu viruses. You can't wash your phone, but you can sanitize and charge it with PhoneSoap. PhoneSoap neutralizes the bacteria that other phone cleaners can't kill.

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CANVAS WORLD - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate to turn your favorite photo into canvas wall art. - Where photos become art.


GLOP & GLAM - Nine (9) lucky winners will receive a Holiday Hair Duo Set - Creamsicle Mist Moisturizing Detangler and Coconut Dream 'Supreme Cream' Leave-In Conditioner.

Who said natural and organic had to be boring? Glop & Glam, of which I am part owner, provides healthy, fun, safe, and effective Hair Products for the Next Generation. These products are free from parabens, sulfate, alcohol, nuts, gluten & phthalates.



 HEAT HOLDERS® - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive Heat Holders® socks!
Heat Holders® are the warmest socks ever! They are over 7x warmer than regular cotton socks and 3x warmer than ordinary thermal socks. Heat Holders® means no more cold feet! They are made using a unique 3-step process which makes them the Warmest Thermal Socks! Get their famous socks, as well as hats, gloves, and other thermal products now at! Makes a great gift!
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 SIMPLY TO IMPRESS - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate towards holiday photo cards from Your photo card headquarters.
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TIGER LADY - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a Tiger Lady self-defense tool from

Give the gift of safety this holiday season with the TigerLady Self-defense Claw. Awareness and preparedness are priceless gifts. TigerLady was designed for simple women's self-defense. It is lightweight and easy to carry, and a powerful defense tool when needed. TigerLady fits perfectly in your hand. Make a fist and TigerLady is ready for action. Runners love to use TigerLady as safety running grips. Holding grips takes pressure off your arms and shoulders while you run.

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🔊 Listen to last year's 1st Hour, click on the link below to stream with your device's media player:

CJD 2019 Hour 1

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