Corny Joke Day!

 

For centuries now, it has come to pass, on the Dr. Laura show, that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:

CJD 2022 All Jokes



On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL SPONSORS OF CORNY JOKE DAY WITH YOUR PATRONAGE:
 
  
 
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DR. LAURA DESIGNS - One lucky winner will receive (1) Turquoise and Coral necklace from Dr. Laura Designs!

Each piece in the Designs Store is personally handcrafted and designed by Dr. Laura. Most importantly, 100% of your purchase price will go to Children of Fallen Patriots Foundation, the charity I now work with. Children of Fallen Patriots does just what the name says -- they’re dedicated to serving the families of service members from all branches of the armed forces who have died as a result of combat casualties and other duty-related deaths, by ensuring that every child of a fallen patriot receives all necessary funding to get a college education.

For more information, visit: DrLauraDesigns.com

 

 
 
 
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DR. MARTY PETS - Seven (7) lucky winners will receive a bag of Dr. Marty Nature's Blend

Our pets are family. With all the ways our dogs and cats love us, it’s only natural we provide them with the best — which includes feeding them real, wholesome food and treats, and supporting their health. That’s why we designed premium freeze-dried raw food, treats, and supplements to help you love and care for them the best way possible. Our premium freeze-dried raw food is lightweight and stays fresh in the pantry — no refrigeration or freezer required. Plus, you can skip the messy food preparation and serve your dog a premium meal in minutes.

For more information, visit: DrMartyPets.com

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SIMPLISAFE- Two (2) lucky winners will receive a Video Doorbell Pro

Doorbell Pro alerts you when someone’s at the door—even if they don’t ring the bell. With a super-wide field of view, you can see everything happening out front in the bright light of day or dark of night—in perfectly crisp 1080p HD. And it’s designed to work with doorbells on almost any type of home. Unlike other doorbell cameras, Video Doorbell Pro uses two different sensors. One sensor identifies the heat signature of people, another detects human form. You’ll only get alerts for things that count.

For more information, visit: Simplisafe.com

 

 

 
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TOMMY JOHN - Three (3) winners will receive a luxuriously soft Tommy John lounge/pajama set.

Their loungewear and pajamas are guaranteed to fit perfectly - with the same level of comfort and innovation that goes into everything Tommy John makes. This holiday season give Tommy John - the softest, comfiest underwear, bras and loungewear ever.

For more information, visit: TommyJohn.com



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STAMPS.COM -Three (3) lucky winners will receive a one-year subscription to Stamps.com, including a free scale, supplies kit, and $50 free postage.
It’s what Dr. Laura uses at home and for the show! With Stamps.com, you can buy and print official U.S. postage the instant you need it, for ANY letter, ANY package, ANY time using your own computer and printer. Plus, access discounts like 5 cents off every first class stamp, up to 40% off Priority Mail and up to 62% off UPS shipping rates. Skip those time-consuming trips to the Post Office and stop wasting money leasing one of those expensive postage meters. Don’t wait, do what Dr. Laura does…start using Stamps.com today!
For more information, visit: Stamps.com
 
 
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MAN CRATES - Four (4) lucky winners will receive one of the following items: (1) Saloon Nuts Mini Crate, (1) Ultimate Gingerbread House Kit, (1) Turducken Jerkeygram, (1) Whiskey Nuts Decanter.
Got some tough-to-shop-for guys this holiday? Find his perfect gift with our 2022 Holiday Gift Guide loaded with our favorite men's gifts of the season. Naughty or nice, these carefully curated shops will help you spend less time shopping and more time spreading holiday cheer.
For more information, visit: ManCrates.com  
 
 
  
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CANVAS WORLD - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate to turn your favorite photo into canvas wall art.

CanvasWorld.com - Where photos become art.
 
 

 
 
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 HEAT HOLDERS® - Twelve (12) lucky winners will receive a $30 gift code for Heat Holders® socks.
Heat Holders® are the warmest socks ever! They are over 7x warmer than regular cotton socks and 3x warmer than ordinary thermal socks. Heat Holders® means No more cold feet! They are made using a unique 3 step process which makes them the Warmest Thermal Socks™! Get our famous socks, as well as hats, gloves, and other thermal products now at www.heatholders.com! Makes a great gift!
For more information, visit: HeatHolders.com  
 
 
 
 
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WINE ENTHUSIAST - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a Complete 7-piece Wine System from Wine Enthusiast.
Wine Enthusiast is the premier source for unique wine accessory and storage gifts, as well as gifts for whiskey and cigar lovers. Our Complete 7-piece Wine System Includes an automatic corkscrew and vacuum preserver, automatic dispenser and aerator, matching chiller, foil cutter, two vacuum stoppers, charging base and USB cord.
For more information, visit: WineEnthusiast.com  
 
 
 
 
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SIMPLY TO IMPRESS - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate towards holiday photo cards from Simplytoimpress.com.
Simplytoimpress.com: Your photo card headquarters.
For more information, visit: SimplyToImpress.com
 
 
 
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GLOP & GLAM -Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a Holiday Hair Duo Sets - Featuring Candy Apple Moisturizing Shampoo and Cake Batter Hydrating Conditioner.
Who said natural and organic had to be boring? Glop & Glam, of which I am part owner, provides healthy, fun, safe, and effective Hair Products for the Next Generation. Vegan and cruelty-free formulas made without phthalates (thallates), parabens, sulfate, or gluten.
For more information, visit: GlopandGlam.com
 
 
 
 

🔊 Listen to last year's 1st Hour, click on the link below to stream with your device's media player:

CJD 2021 Hour 1


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