Corny Joke Day!

 

For centuries now, it has come to pass, on the Dr. Laura show, that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:

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On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

PLEASE THANK OUR WONDERFUL SPONSORS OF CORNY JOKE DAY WITH YOUR PATRONAGE:
 
  
Dr. Laura Designs
 

DR. LAURA DESIGNS - One lucky winner will receive (1) rose quartz necklace and earring set from Dr. Laura Designs!

Each piece in the Designs Store is personally handcrafted and designed by Dr. Laura. Most importantly, 100% of your purchase price will go to Children of Fallen Patriots Foundation, the charity I now work with. Children of Fallen Patriots does just what the name says -- they’re dedicated to serving the families of service members from all branches of the armed forces who have died as a result of combat casualties and other duty-related deaths, by ensuring that every child of a fallen patriot receives all necessary funding to get a college education.

For more information, visit: DrLauraDesigns.com

 
 
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ANNIE'S KIT CLUBS - One lucky winner will receive (1) a year subscription of their choice – Creative Girls Club, Young Woodworkers Kit Club, or Genius Box from Annie's Kit Clubs!

Ten (10) additional winners will also receive a one-month subscription from Annie's Kit Clubs!

Choose from a variety of kit clubs like knitting, sewing, jewelry-making, or – my favorite – Annie's Caring Crochet Kit Club. A monthly subscription that includes all the instructions, patterns, and yarn you need to make meaningful projects. Like chemo caps for cancer patients and blankets for seriously ill children. Donated to organizations that are making a real difference in people’s lives. Perfect for the seasoned crafter or someone who's just starting out, Annie's provides online tutorials to walk you through your projects.

For more information, visit: AnniesKitClubs.com

 
 
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BLINDS.COM One lucky winner will receive (1) $200 credit towards their purchase at Blinds.com including free samples and free shipping!

With over 20 years online and 15 million windows covered, Blinds.com makes it easy to transform your home with new blinds, shades and shutters custom made to fit your style and budget just right. With over 20 years online and 15 million windows covered, Blinds.com makes it easy to transform your home with new blinds, shades, and shutters custom-made to fit your style and budget just right. Don't wait, go to Blinds.com now!  

For more information, visit: Blinds.com

 

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STAMPS.COM - Three (3) lucky winners will receive a one-year subscription to Stamps.com, including a free scale, supplies kit, and $50 free postage.

It’s what Dr. Laura uses at home and for the show!  With Stamps.com, you can buy and print official U.S. postage the instant you need it, for ANY letter, ANY package, ANY time using your own computer and printer. Plus, access discounts like 5 cents off every first class stamp, up to 40% off Priority Mail and up to 62% off UPS shipping rates. Skip those time-consuming trips to the Post Office and stop wasting money leasing one of those expensive postage meters. Don’t wait, do what Dr. Laura does…start using Stamps.com today!

 

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BOLLANDBRANCH.COM - Four lucky winners will receive (1) $350 credit towards a (1) Signature Sheet set and/or (1) Robe.

Organic Sheets, Bath & Home. Crafted for the Common Good. Thoughtfully designed, ethically made essentials that make your home a more beautiful place. Pure organic cotton sheets from Boll and Branch, the new standard in bedding.

For more information, visit: Bollandbranch.com

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SIMPLISAFE- Two (2) lucky winners will receive a Video Doorbell Pro

Doorbell Pro alerts you when someone’s at the door—even if they don’t ring the bell. With a super-wide field of view, you can see everything happening out front in the bright light of day or dark of night—in perfectly crisp 1080p HD. And it’s designed to work with doorbells on almost any type of home. Unlike other doorbell cameras, Video Doorbell Pro uses two different sensors. One sensor identifies the heat signature of people, another detects human form. You’ll only get alerts for things that count.

For more information, visit: Simplisafe.com

 

 
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TOMMY JOHN - Three (3) winners will receive a luxuriously soft Tommy John lounge/pajama set.

Their loungewear and pajamas are guaranteed to fit perfectly - with the same level of comfort and innovation that goes into everything Tommy John makes.

Give the gift of comfort this holiday season.

For more information, visit: TommyJohn.com

 
  
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CANVAS WORLD - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate to turn your favorite photo into canvas wall art.

CanvasWorld.com - Where photos become art.

 
 
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 HEAT HOLDERS® - Twelve (12) lucky winners will receive a $30 gift code for Heat Holders® socks.
Heat Holders® are the warmest socks ever! They are over 7x warmer than regular cotton socks and 3x warmer than ordinary thermal socks. Heat Holders® means No more cold feet! They are made using a unique 3 step process which makes them the Warmest Thermal Socks™! Get our famous socks, as well as hats, gloves, and other thermal products now at www.heatholders.com! Makes a great gift!
For more information, visit: HeatHolders.com  
 
 
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 Wine Enthusiast - Eight (8) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate to Wine Enthusiast.
Wine Enthusiast knows and loves wine. Wine Enthusiast is the premier source for unique wine accessory and storage gifts, as well as gifts for whiskey and cigar lovers. Wine Enthusiast offers an outstanding selection of personalized wine and whiskey gifts from glassware and barware to travel accessories and home décor.
For more information, visit: WineEnthusiast.com  
 
 
 
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 SIMPLY TO IMPRESS - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a $50 gift certificate towards holiday photo cards from Simplytoimpress.com
Simplytoimpress.com: Your photo card headquarters.
For more information, visit: SimplyToImpress.com
 
 
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 GLOP & GLAM - Ten (10) lucky winners will receive a Holiday Hair Duo Set - Ten (10) Candy Apple Moisturizing Shampoo and Cake Batter Hydrating Conditioner sets.
Who said natural and organic had to be boring? Glop & Glam, of which I am part owner, provides healthy, fun, safe, and effective Hair Products for the Next Generation. Vegan and cruelty-free formulas made without phthalates (thallates), parabens, sulfate, or gluten.
For more information, visit: GlopandGlam.com
  
 
 
 

🔊 Listen to last year's 1st Hour, click on the link below to stream with your device's media player:

CJD 2020 Hour 1


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