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Corny Joke Day!
For centuries now, it has come to pass on the Dr. Laura show that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving be declared:

On the day before Thanksgiving, the Dr. Laura show changes format and ONLY takes calls from people who have a corny joke to share. So drag out your favorite knock-knock, dumb blonde, or "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes and call in on Wednesday, November 25 from 11:00am to 2:00pm PT at 1-800-DRLAURA (1-800-375-2872). And listen on SiriusXM Stars Channel 109.

Prizes will be given to all who get on-air and tell their corny joke to Dr. Laura. (One prize per family.)

Afraid to tell your joke on the show? Practice on Uncle Garriet, Cousin Beatrice, or Fred your next-door neighbor. Begin by saying... "Did you hear the one about...?"

Turkey still got your tongue?... You can submit your joke beginning Tuesday November 24 to Dr. Laura by emailing her through the DrLaura.com Family. But no prizes will be given to those who email their joke.

AND... If you can't listen to the show live, sign up for the Free Dr. Laura Family because only Family members will be able to access the audio after the live show. Be sure to check the box that lets us email you. You must be signed up no later than Wednesday, November 25th, 2pmPT/4pmCT/5pmET to have access to the audio of the Corny Joke Day Show.

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