I’m a long-time listener and used the letters of the alphabet to represent your wisdom. Here goes:
A is for architect, as in “you are the architect of your own life.”
B is for Bad Childhood, Good Life and “between now and dead…”
C is for “choose wisely, treat kindly.”
D is for “Don’t have them if you won’t raise them.”
E is for “Email of the Day.”
F is for feminine wiles and flashing your spouse.
G is for the gavel!
H is for home, and in making a house a home.
I is for “I don’t know,” a dreaded phrase that ends a call.
J is for Jiminy Cricket, our official conscience.
K is for “kid’s mom.”
L is for love. Love is awe, admiration and respect.
M is for “Ma’am, ma’am, ma’am!”
N is for “Now, go do the right thing!”
O is for “1-800 DR LAURA.”
P is for The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands, and The Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage
Q is for “quit talking over me!”
R is for refund, as in the refund you should get from your therapist after talking to Dr. Laura.
S is for stay-at-home moms.
T is for Ten Stupid Things women and men do to mess up their lives.
U is for unloveable, dumb, fat or ugly – things you might think about yourself, making you settle for less.
V is for vacate, as “the adult snowflake still living with his parents needs to vacate the premises.”
W is for warm place to put it.
X is for (e)xaggerate, as in “don’t exaggerate when talking to me.”
Y is for “You can’t throw a rock in the water without making ripples.”
Z is for the “zone between your legs.” Have you noticed any equipment between your knees and navel?
Devin
The ABCs of Dr. Laura Wisdom
